January 2007 - Posts

I will not assimilate

As much as you hope that this is a 21st Century post Civil Rights rant, it is not. I need to stop multitasking. People who multitask do bad work. Put down your Bluetooth. Burn your bras. Revolt. Revolution. You name is not 7 of 9, it 758,961 of 2 billion. That name does not look good in monogram. You don't have to give it up entirely. Just once in awhile. Take out the Bluetooth. Resistance is not futile. Don't you remember the episode, "I, Borg?" If Jean-Luc can do it so can you. Take out the Bluetooth. Unplug from the matrix, Neo and welcome to the real world.